damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
Today, Ferguson is prepared to “keep it moving.”
Sorry for the repeat but the other one was acting weird.
cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
aliens are real they’re just staying in their lane